Animals


I just got back from a fun, relaxing, anti-Washington, DC vacation and am feeling the Florida vibe. I haven’t done one of these mid-winter long-weekend trips down to Bonita Springs in awhile but after seven long months of having too many clients and too much to do, I decided I needed to decompress. And I think half my facebook friends were down there with me.

Southwest Florida is so nice this time of year. Perfect weather for being a complete sand bunny (or pool bunny—there was a choice—yes I’m so blessed). The order of the week was sleep, read, eat, repeat. That’s about it folks. That much-needed vitamin D (it seems in DC there is an epidemic of vitamin D deficiency) plus hours of snoring on the beach has given me a little energy boost. I finished two books, watched a couple of fun movies, caught up with my parents, took some nice walks among houses that are so, so, so out of my price range, and then came home to my gloriously comfortable bed and pets who really missed me—awwwww.

The highlight of the trip was an airboat ride through the Everglades with my parents. Now that was REALLY fun! My expectations were kind of on the low side to begin with, but it turned out to be completely worth every cent and minute spent away from my beach chair. The price of the tour from a company called Corey Billie’s Airboat Rides, was at least half of what the others were. As we were driving through the Everglades and passing various tour operations and national park land, my dad asked me what the name was again, so I told him to just look for the biggest rednecks he could find and make a right. As it turned out, Corey Billie is a Seminole Indian who owns the land and the tour company. I’m going to have to ask my neighbor John if a Seminole Indian can also be a redneck. Regardless, as our tour guide remarked, “It’s his private property, just like if you or I owned it.” (Hmmm, let’s not think too much on that—it was said with respect after all.)

Anyway, after our airboat driver opened up the throttle, away we went, speeding through the water at 40 mph. That may not seem like much, but it was just the right amount of “holy crap” for us. He did a donut at one point and moved around those random channels of water like a true pro. He was a totally awesome guide! He stopped the boat to let us get a close up view of one of the local alligators who hangs out in the area. I have to admit, I was impressed with how close he got (see photos of him holding the alligator’s mouth open) and how the alligator and the guides actually knew each other—like a pet-type relationship. There was one gator we did ignore because in the words of our guide, “He has an attitude and likes to bite, so we’ll leave him alone.” We also saw some beautiful birds—spoonbills and herons and more. So very cool! I totally recommend this tour to anyone visiting or living in Southwest Florida.

I also managed to have some yummy meals—including a wonderful (but expensive) meal at Coconut Jack’s Waterfront Grille on our last night and some mouth-watering white fish at the shrimp shack on another night. Both get the thumbs up from Mom and Dad (and me).

So now back to the diet, the yucky weather, the traffic, the fast-paced and too hurried business of northern Virginia. That’s why vacations are so great I guess!

I haven’t written anything in awhile. Mostly because I have to save the good stuff for my company’s blog now. My genius ravings about branding and customer service are being shared on the Creative Brief.

However, I still have the need to rant personally and this is a great outlet for that. Hmmm. There’s a lot going on now. Been out of town fixing up the beach house (okay, not really physically doing much, just complaining about contractors). And getting ready for my big trip. Watching the boys play baseball was fun. Last weekend I went to a party in Delaware. My friend Kathy’s daughter Kerri just graduated from high school. Kathy and Brian have raised two awesome kids. I’m lucky to know such good people!

Then there are all the things I want to do but don’t seem to get around to it. Like finishing the two books I started (writing not reading), the last two years of scrapbooking events, the collage on my wall, cleaning my bathroom, losing weight, exercising, learning Norse—you know all the important stuff.

Speaking of losing weight—only speaking now, not actually doing—I see we have a new food pyramid.

 

I guess it depends on what phase of life you’re in:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding. But it is important to watch what we eat. My little buddy Cayden knows this. He learned it from the dogs who like to surround him during meal times. They watch what he eats, he drops it on the floor, and then Cayden watches them eat. It’s a circle of love.

But the most important thing is to exercise regularly. Whether that’s stretching out on the dining room table or licking yourself after a good meal—it all counts.

So now that I’ve gotten the important stuff out of the way, I’m going to make sure to get enough of the base of the pyramid by starting in on the summer season of TV shows. Covert Affairs is pretty good. So are Eureka and Royal Pains. Maybe I’ll multitask and work on my scrapbooks while I do that. So long for now.

Happy Summer!

One of my new favorite shows is called Raising Hope. The writing is great and the acting is spot on. In fact I’m pretty impressed by one of the male leads who previously starred in really bad-guy roles in Deadwood and Terminator, the Sara Conner Chronicles. Turns out he can also do comedy. Anyway…

Last week as I watched the opening scene I laughed so hard I had to rewind it and play it again. And now I’m going to share it with you. Not sure if this is legal but I doubt the TV police will seriously care. It’s not like I’m not making money off this blog (dang it).

The dog in the scene looks mysteriously like the Grendel dog. I think this dog based his take on this role from watching and imitating Grendel. Watch the video and then see the photo I took right after the scene played and tell me what you think. Maybe there is a future for Grendel on TV. Gosh I hope so. Then maybe he can start earning some dough to pay for the $45 bag of food I just hefted home last night.

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